Saturdays are for all the marvelous, strange things sex has to offer. What could be stranger than seeing someone you know in a porno while you’re trying to get your wank on? This week we have a collection of people who have accidentally stumbled upon someone they know while spanking themselves.
Batter Up
“I went to middle and high school with Amber Rayne. I had no idea she was such a freak. She was a smart funny girl and for a time, I considered her one of my close friends, but we lost contact after graduation. Then a friend of mine sent me a link to a video of her going to town on herself with a baseball bat. That was a bit of a shock.”
So Hard to Let Go
“Two of my ex-GFs became porn stars. Second one did it non-commercially for fun. Stumbled on the first one getting railed in the ass on video and had the most complicated spank of my whole life. I still have the video saved on a hard drive.”
My Angle is a Centerfold
“Found out that one of my nearest and dearest friends has one of the top posts of all time in a smaller NSFW sub. I messaged her the link saying “Hey I found your porn account” and she replied “lol oops well there’s my tits I guess.” Very chill about the whole thing, but that’s also sort of how our relationship has always been.”
Straight as a Wet Noodle
“Found one of a friend who was doing gay porn, he was sitting on the couch doing an interview and keeps insisting he’s straight and doesn’t like guys but he just needs the money, then he sucks the interviewer off and takes it in the ass. I’ve been meaning to ask how much he was paid for that…”
What’s in a Name
“While in college, I went on a date with a future porn star. At the time, she was studying to be a teacher. It was interesting to see, for sure. Especially knowing how excited she was about teaching and what not. Update: can’t name names. I’m not even sure it’d matter anyway – I doubt her stage name is her real name, and I don’t recall what her stage name was. She has red hair and freckles. Not a serious pro, just has some web presence as I recall. Pron’s not really my thing and I don’t know anyone’s names.”
We will see you next Saturday for more strange sex adventures!
