It’s that time of year where Netflix and chill becomes a bit more challenging with all the horror and slasher movies. If you want to embrace the haunting season but still want your honey to want to get it on despite what you’ve chosen to watch were here to help. And we don’t mean with the obvious movie choices like “Nude for Satan,” and “NEKRomantik.” Here are some of the sexiest scary movies of all time for you to choose from, and some you should avoid at all costs.
Check out – Jason Goes to Hell
The Jason movies are iconic at Halloween time. So selecting The Final Friday is a completely normal choice. As an added bonus you get some bareback cowgirl style sex. Well at least before Jason goes all safe sex and runs a signpost through Michelle Clunie.
Avoid – Cabin Fever
You don’t really need to know much about the movie to figure out that a group of coeds heading into the woods is going to equal sex and gore. Cabin Fever combines them on a whole new level though. If you’re into gore porn then it may actually be perfect for you, however, if trying to get it on and being covered in blood and puss isn’t your thing then leave this one for when you’re not trying to turn up the heat after the horror.
Check out – Jennifer’s Body
As far as succubus’s go Megan Fox is a pretty mediocre one. The film is a low brow sex thriller whose only purpose is to titillate the audience with suggestive images and well Jennifer’s body. And it works perfectly well for you if you are not looking for something more than that.
Avoid- Get Out
2017 brought us a lot of horror movies like Annabelle, Alien, It and Get Out. These are all worth a watch if you’re looking for some good creep factor, however between the heart pumping adrenaline and overall mind fuckery in all of them they don’t make great date movies.
Check out – Thirst
A nice melding of thriller, drama and forbidden love. The sex scenes in this one caters to both the male and female audiences. As a bonus, you also get a relatively interesting plot line of sinner vs. pious.
What’s your favorite Halloween Horror that doesn’t kill your sex drive?
