It’s Saturday, so you know what that means! It’s time for our Seriously Strange Sex Series. You ever feel like there are things about you or your sexy parts that are just too strange? Or maybe that fantasy of yours seems a little too out there to ever say out loud. Well have no fear, you’re not alone! We all have a few things we deem strange about ourselves or our sexual preferences. In this series we take a look at some of the crazier sides of sex and sexuality. So buckle up folks, things are about to get freeee-kaaaay! Today we’re talking about sex with strange objects. And no we don’t mean your average rabbit.
I’m loving it
This takes jerk chicken to a whole new level! If you thought the #McChicken hashtag was an advertisement, you were wrong. Lucky enough for you, you were spared seeing a man having sex with a sandwich. Twitter has since removed the video. But don’t worry we would never leave you unfulfilled. If you wanted to enjoy a man enjoying a carnal moment with a McChicken we have found an uncensored version of the video. Unfortunately the hosting service does have a pop up we are unable to remove but you can quickly exit it and still enjoy the show. http://sendvid.com/n2smbq2w
Chutes and ladders
While he was also arrested a year prior to the incident we’re referring to for “performing a sexual act on top of a slide.” That is not exactly strange. However in 2015 Christopher Johnson of Coventry, U.K. was arrested for sex WITH a slide. The 46 year old was apprehended at a local playground. Perhaps he had tired of the sex swing and was branching out? You can check it out for yourself here.
Ground Pound
Who doesn’t love a mid-day quickie? The next time you’re hungry for some loving at lunch but don’t want to deal with giving up your parking spot. Skip the commute and consider some road head instead. The guy in our 3rd spot today was caught on camera getting down and dirty outside an office building having sex with the street. We’re guessing he has a bit of a voyeuristic side as well since his buddy was crouched down nearby watching with rapt attention.
Stick up
We’ve all heard of knocking over an ATM however Lonnie Hutton tried to knock one up. Police apprehended the 49 year old inside Boro Bar and Grill in Murfreesboro, Tennessee while his genitals were exposed attempting to have sexual intercourse with the bars cash machine. They then took him outside where he proceeded to attempt to make love to the wooden picnic table despite being in police custody.
Indecent exposure
Men aren’t the only ones known to have sex with inanimate objects. A 33 year old Seattle woman was found by a family when she wandered into their yard, hiked up her skirt and went to town cowgirl style on their lawn chair. After her post coitus pee she then preceded to expose her genitals and booty to the family prompting their call into police. At least they let her get hers before they called in the cavalry.
If these sexual accounts blew your mind just wait! There’s even more to look forward to next Saturday for some fun but seriously strange loving!
