Welcome to our Seriously Strange Sex Series. You ever feel like there are things about you or your sexy parts that are just too strange? Or maybe that fantasy of yours seems a little too out there to ever say out loud. Well have no fear, you are not alone. We all have a something we deem strange about ourselves or our sexual preferences. In this series, we’re going to take a look at some of the crazier sides of sex and sexuality. So buckle up folks, things are about to get freeee-kaaaay! Today we’re taking a look and some painfully mutilated penises.

Gentile Ramirez Polania

66-year-old former politician from Colombia had to have his penis amputated after he ended on Viagra in an attempt to impress his girlfriend. He soared past the 4 hours and after several days erect his penis developed gangrene and had to be amputated to avoid it spreading to other parts of his body.

Pyotr Pavlensky

In November of 2013, the 29-year-old Russian performance artist nailed his testicles to the road. He chose the Red Square cobblestone outside Lenin’s Mausoleum in Moscow in protest against the Kremlins crackdown on political rights. He did receive medical treatment at a clinic before being taken to the police station.

Yang Hu

The Single 26-year-old Chinese man decided since he had no use for his penis he would just chop it off. Mr. Hu had been extremely depressed and combined with the long hours he was working in a clothing factory he decided he would never have a use for his penis and just cut it off. Afterward, the agony made him seek medical attention. He cycled to a hospital for treatment, however, he did not bring his disconnected member with him. Doctors sent him to cycle home and fetch it before they could treat him. Once he returned penis in hand doctors informed him it had been too long without blood and couldn’t be reattached.

Shrooms Made him do it

A 41-year-old man was found by police stoned out of his mind naked covered in blood outside of Ypsilanti Middle school in Michigan. Parts of his genitals were discovered on the ground beside him. Apparently, the Columbus Ohio native had taken magic mushrooms and during his high had ripped off his own penis.

Ouch. We’re still clenching our legs after reading about these. See you next Saturday for some seriously strange loving!