Wondering if you need to join in on this manscaping craze? Or have you already decided you needed to, but the thought of taking a sharp razor near your package has you less than enthusiastic? You’ve come to the right place then! We can help you decide if you should and if you decide to we’ll help with a few tips on what to and not to do.
First lets decide if you need to manage your manliness. We all know that manscaping covers more than just your pubes. However were confident in your ability to judge if you look like a gorilla and need to shape it up or not so lets cut right to the chase. Do you accidently zip your pubes up in your fly from time to time? Does your penis find itself being strangled during those untimely boners? Do you have to go on an African safari every time you need to pee? Do you like blow jobs? If you have answered yes to any of these questions than keep reading. If you’ve said no to all of them, what where you doing here in the first place?
Tip number 1…Go to a Pro!
Yes professional manscapers are a thing! Think about it. We’re talking sharp objects and your fun parts, do you really want to take the risk? They are trained to give you the neatest most comfortable trim of your life. If this is just a bit to effeminate for you try tip 2.
Enlist your Bitch
Doesn’t matter if it’s your wife, girlfriend, side chick, chances are she’s the one who has nagged you enough to get you here reading this in the first place. So she will know exactly what needs to be taken care of, and she’ll have a better perspective on everything. If there isn’t a woman in your life you trust enough to have sharp objects near your purple-helmeted warrior of love, then at least ask her to hold a mirror for you.
If you’ve decided you would rather just do it yourself then here are some tips to make it as risk free as possible. Before you do your yard work take a shower. This will clean away excess oil and dirt that could otherwise lessen the efficiency of your proverbial gardening tools. It will also relax your skin making it less susceptible to nicks and scrapes and lower your chances of infection should you be unfortunate enough to draw blood.
Define your boarders. We all know pubic hair can be unruly and grow in the weirdest of places and face whatever direction it wants. Using a well oiled electric trimmer to shape up the edges will give you a much cleaner look.
Unless you want to risk razor burn and itchy ingrowns we do not suggest using a regular razor and taking it all off. However if the porn star look is what you’re going for then make sure to pull the skin tight. It’s not like shaving your face, there is loose skin and nooks and cranies you’ll need to watch out for. If nothing else trust us on this…do NOT use aftershave on your stick and berries. If you decide to do it anyway despite the warning please leave us a comment and let us know how that worked out for you!
Ok boys all that’s left now is for you to decide if you’re man enough to manscape.
