There’s no shame in having a little lower than desired cash flow this holiday season, but that shouldn’t stop anyone from getting their loved one something special. If you want to get your man a gift that will have him happier than Santa in a tub full of cookie dough, but have little to no money, check out this list of free (yes FREE) sex theme present ideas.
The “12 Lays of Christmas”
Try this sexy and fun play off the classic song by getting a box, envelope, or anything you may have laying around the house that can hold a few note cards, and let your partner know what you have instore for them over the next 12 days. Have some fun, be creative, tailor the ideas to your partners likes, and don’t be afraid to think outside the box and give sexy details.
Strip it down
What man doesn’t love a sexy striptease? I haven’t met one yet, so no matter what he’s into, this idea is win. If you need a little liquid courage, try a shot of spikes eggnog, cue up “Santa Baby” on your MP3 player, and set him up in a comfortable chair. Keep the holiday cheer going by dressing up in your sexiest lingerie adorned with a Santa hat and you’ll have his stocking rising in no time.
Sex Voucher
There’s literally nothing more cost efficient than a sex voucher. You can use anything you have around the house, whether it be the back of an envelope, newspaper, or a post it note, the message is what matters, not the medium. Get creative and detailed, play with the ideas of the “fine print” and “terms and conditions,” trust us, you can’t go wrong.
Roleplay “Housewife” for a night
Hit the pantry and bake a fresh batch of his favorite sweet treat, then surprise him when he gets home with the homemade goodies. Get his blood really pumping when you service him in an apron, heels, and nothing else.
Sexy Photo Shoot
Odds are your man already loves the way you look, but you’ll have him drooling with a set of sexy self-portraits made for his eyes only. You keep it free by using a phone app like Snap Chat or Instagram. If you’re feeling a little shy or self-conscious, try being a little more artistic. Focus in on a sexy piece of lace falling off your skin, a sexy pair of heels and how they accentuate your legs, or the curve of your thighs. Feeling adventurous, then promise him a sexy photoshoot in the future where he gets to be involved. Just make sure you don’t accidentally upload the photos to social media.
