We’ve told you all about the man with the world’s largest penis, and the one with two functioning penises. However those aren’t really records you can try to break. So if you’re looking to get your name on the sex world records lists here are some of the craziest out there that will be sure to have future generations in awe of you.
Orgasm Records
Who doesn’t love a good orgasm? If we were going to try to set a record this is most certainly an area we would focus on. If multiple orgasms are your thing the record for the most orgasms goes to a woman who was recorded in a laboratory setting which recorded 134 orgasms in just one hour. The record for men is a little easier to break at only 16 orgasms per hour.
The Long Load Shot
If you are more of a marathon runner than a sprinter the record for the greatest distance is currently held by Horst Schultz. Mr. Schultz attained a jet of semen recorded at 18 feet and 9 inches with a “substantial” amount of cum.
Just so you know, that’s longer than a stretch limo.
Women here’s your chance to squirt your way to the top. The current record for females is only about half of Schultz, coming in a little over 9 feet.
Female Sex World Records
The Vagina Lift
If your partner doesn’t have the stamina to help you shatter any of those records don’t worry here are some records you can go for all on your own. Tatiata Kozhevnikova spent 15 years practicing to break the record for the world’s strongest Kegels. At 42 years old she lifted 31 pounds, with only her vagina. Are you wondering who she spent 15 years training to beat? Herself. That’s right she was already the record holder, but she just wanted to make it a little harder to beat her vagina of steel.
World’s Largest Natural Breasts
Don’t want to spend over a decade in Kegel training? How big are the girls? The record for the largest natural breasts belongs to Annie Hawkins-Turner (stage name Norma Stitz) and her enormous tits measuring in at a back breaking 102ZZZ. However if you have already altered your breasts don’t worry there is a record for you as well. The Guinness Book of Records has Maxi Mounds rocking a US size 42M.
Male Sex World Records
Largest Vs. Smallest Penis Record Holders
Jonah Falcon is still the record holder for the world’s largest penis at 13.5 inches. But the other end of that measurement has the smallest penis on record at 0.9 cms.
Oldest Adult Star
The oldest actor in the adult film industry is Shigeo Tokuda, at 80 years old he has starred in more than 350 adult movies. His wife of 45 years also has no knowledge of them.
Most Prolific Parent
Previous king of Morocco Moula Ismail Ibn Sharif fathered at LEAST 1,014 children during his lifetime.
Record For Most Sex Partners at Once
Actor Jon Dough holds the gangbang world record, he was with 55 women in one day. If you would rather spread your partners out a bit the record for the most frequent intercourse is held by a man who was recorded to have had sex about 52,000 times over a 30 year period.
Go ahead and give them a shot and make sure we’re the first to know if you break one! Don’t forget to keep an eye out for part 2 while you’re training for these.
